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My spuds are boiling baby!

When I'm cooking up something grublicious in the old kitchette I'm a total shagtastic babe magnet!

There's nothing like good old english cooking to get your juices flowing and your buds a bursting baby!

Darling those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my kitchen floor!

Wanna come over for some toad in the hole and some sex? No? Why, don't you like Toad In The Hole?

I'm Austin Powers! you like my name? You should hear my phone number!

Toad In The Hole

Bubble and Squeak

English Crumpet

Cheesy Buns

Cockaleekie

Spotted Dick

Manchester Tart

Anyone want a look at my cocktail?? Would you like to shake it? Yeah, bay, yeah!

Blow Job

Orgasm

Birth Control

Sex On The Beach

Sloe Comfortable Screw


Finally, a good old English joke for you -

Why was the woman crossing the road..... Who cares! What was she doing out of the kitchen!

 

London has famous tourist attractions and oddles of history and romance - it's not just full of gorgeous totty!

Check it out, baby!

The New Mini
Wimbledon
- New balls please!
Virgin Airlines
London's Newest Restaurants
London Food Facts
The London Restaurant Scene
As the world's capital, London offers history, culture, dining and fun

Bargain Britain

   

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