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My
spuds are boiling baby!
When I'm cooking up something
grublicious in the old kitchette I'm a total shagtastic
babe magnet!
There's nothing like
good old english cooking to get your juices flowing
and your buds a bursting baby!
Darling those clothes
would look great in a crumpled heap on my kitchen floor!
Wanna come over for some
toad in the hole and some sex? No? Why, don't you like
Toad In The Hole?
I'm Austin Powers! you
like my name? You should hear my phone number!

Toad
In The Hole
Bubble
and Squeak
English
Crumpet
Cheesy
Buns
Cockaleekie
Spotted
Dick
Manchester
Tart

Anyone want a look at
my cocktail?? Would you like to shake it? Yeah, bay,
yeah!
Blow
Job
Orgasm
Birth
Control
Sex
On The Beach
Sloe
Comfortable Screw

Finally, a good old English
joke for you -
Why
was the woman crossing the road..... Who cares! What
was she doing out of the kitchen!
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